Anne Boleyn Was Black and So Was Adolf Hitler

Anne Boleyn ruled as Queen of England from 1533 to 1536. She was king Henry VIII’s second wife. And she was black.

King Henry VIII was also black. And so was Adolf Hitler.

By the way, did you know that Hitler didn’t live in Germany? No, he lived in Naziland. While he was a really bad man and a racist, real Germans who lived in Germany, started a Jewish Lives Matter movement in 1939.

And Doctor Who was a woman. Because why not.

As for Jesus, now, that’s more complicated. He was born as an American for obvious reasons. But he had also Asian parents, so it’s safe to say he was a Black Chinese Native American. It’s a miracle.

As for Robin Hood, he was the best. He was a truly woke British guy who famously stole from White people and gave to Black people. Which is a good thing to do, because Facebook Community Guidelines says so and because Black Life Matters.

Please don’t ask if white life matters too. It’s a racist question. Anne Boleyn was black and shut up.

It is 2021 and it’s time to face the fact that it’s up to us to make the history just as we see fit. It doesn’t matter what really happened. It doesn’t matter when it happened. It doesn’t matter who did what. What matters is Black Life. Black Life Matters.

And that’s why Anne Boleyn was black and so was Adolf Hitler.

Anne Boleyn Was Black and So Was Adolf Hitler was originally published in Completely Unprofessional on Medium, where people are being kicked out for writing texts like this one.

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